Last updated on December 13th, 2025 at 04:13 am
Love Esquire – Books Game Review
Love Esquire is a Books/Simulation/Roleplaying game from MAMA MORIN LLC., first launched in 8th October 2021.
It’s rated 17+ and currently has 137+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Love Esquire Stand Out
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating sim with a touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaaay out of your league!
So raise those stats, battle monsters, and unleash your full potential!
FEATURES
5 Dateable Waifus – Love Esquire's heroines are not just pretty faces! Each have their own unique ambitions, backstories, plots, and dirty little secrets for you to uncover.
Turn-based Combat – You may not be a decent squire, but you have a number of unconventional techniques to keep your needy knight alive. Taunt, cheer, heal, and loot your way to victory!
Raise Stats – Git gud and become the ideal man by increasing your strength, charisma and intelligence. These traits not only affect your combat abilities, but also your relationships.
Forge Relationships – Amp up your squirely charm by giving gifts and whispering sweet nothings to your waifu. Get those romance points high enough and they'll open up in more ways than one.
Multiple Endings – What's waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Be careful with those choices!
Fully Voiced – Hear your waifus fully express their undying love for you!
IMPORTANT NOTES
The game contains advertisements and optional items that can be purchased using real money. You need internet connection to play this game.
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This Books game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Love Esquire is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 15th January 2025
Recent improvements include:
- fixed several issues
- updated the game to be more compatible with newer iphones!
Download & Availability
Love Esquire is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
The dialogue and cutscenes are hilarious. We love it so far.
Has one visual glitch Ive seen with Hugh at the beginning and we had to start a complete new game because Giselle was stuck at a pink heart.
The game is amazing and we love it on the PC. The game on IOS is a total cash grab and we wish we could get a refund. Normal behaviors in the regular game are gated by crystals and energy and you pretty much cant get the best endings unless you 1) play really slowly and 2) pay loads of real world dollars to unlock the correct responses (for best endings). What an embarrassment, we cant believe we supported the studio and bought the game again (and spent $20 for ad skip and some crystals) and we cant even get a full game that we had theee years ago on Steam.
Let us start off that we really enjoy the game on Steam and Switch. However the mobile version is a money grab. For example, you must spend gems to make good choices within the storylines of the women. The bad choices, which yields reduced relationship points is free. We would prefer the developer to release a version that mirrors the console versions at a paid price.
This game is amazing we wish yall had more like it or you add extra options over time like Pamu or Serena maybe even lady shira for those interested in older women. Our only complaint is the energy system but we completely understand why its there otherwise people would zoom through and lose interest but we love them game so much we hate to wait we just want to keep playing. We would love to seem some new games or additions to This one keep it up guys please.
This game and how its plays plus the voice actors, simple perfection.
Please increase the size of mission and Trophy text size.
We have been thoroughly enjoying the entire game. The gameplay and progression feel solid where you dont NEED micro transactions. The women are fun to talk to, and feel authentic. The game is great when you can play it, but unfortunately the game crashes a lot(mostly on campaigns). We have lost a decent amount of rewards from a random crash. Its completely random so it could crash on the last wave of a campaign. Its so frustrating to waste an hour of our day to end up with nothing because the game wont stop crashing on campaigns. There is also bug that locks you to the title screen, and the only solution is to delete and reinstall. We dont know for sure, but if youre playing on guest we assume you will lose all progress. Love Esquire is great game, but until it gets some updates to fix these problems, or we cant recommend it in its current form.
They game is good for so far we played but the main reason why it is one star is that when we try to open the app it crashes and says internet connection not working when we have full bars we hope that you can fix this bug because we had fun with this game even tho we played for twenty minutes.
We change our rating to 3star but still the game crashes every 5minutes. How am we supposed to play.
Worked fine the 1st time we played then it wouldnt open up so we uninstall and reinstall it then there was no sound and it started back crashing. Going to try for a 3rd time and see what happens.
We bought the No Ads pack and we still get ads.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.8.1
- Size: 275.91 MB
- iOS: 13.0 or later
- Languages: EN
- Content Advisory: Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence, Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes, Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References, Frequent/Intense Sexual Content or Nudity, Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor, Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information, Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes, Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence, Infrequent/Mild Simulated Gambling
- Developer: MAMA MORIN LLC.
Last updated: 15th January 2025 | Genre: Books, Simulation | Developer: MAMA MORIN LLC.