Last updated on November 30th, 2025 at 09:57 pm
Blocky Pirates – Family Game Review
Blocky Pirates is a Family/Casual game from Full Fat Productions Ltd, first launched in 31st May 2017.
It’s rated 12+ and currently has 122+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Blocky Pirates Stand Out
Shiver me timbers! Enter a cursed world filled with action, adventure and humor. Meet pirates, skeletons and monstrous sea creatures, discover gold and legendary treasure, as you avoid deadly traps and hazards in an unforgettable swashbuckling game.
Travel the ocean, unlock captains and commandeer new ships. Explore dangerous beaches, Aztec jungles and mysterious caves.
Batten down the hatches!
FEATURES
• Fun gameplay and style
• Explore perilous worlds
• Avoid deadly traps and hazards
• Sail the treacherous ocean
• Discover gold and treasure caves
• Astounding audio and voice over
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This Family game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Blocky Pirates is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 18th January 2025
Recent improvements include:
• Bug fixes
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Download & Availability
Blocky Pirates is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
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Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
Ive had this game for a few years now. When we first got it we enjoyed it immensely, we played it until we unlocked all the boats and all the characters. Admittedly we havent played in a while, with everything unlocked we only play when we get the urge. Tonight we went to play, and it was almost like they had reset our game! All our shovels and gold was gone, we only had the default character, and we had 1 boat unlocked besides the default one! We looked around and they didnt even have any kind of way to contact customer service.
It keeps us coming back, time and time again. Few games can do that for you.
This is one of our favorite games and it has cool graphics great obstacle and so many skins.
SOOOOOOOO much fun and so cool heehee.
First of all, we are we BIG fan of full fat, they always strive to be better and better! Ok Ill cut to the chase, this game is awesome it always has new obstacles.the only thing that we would like if you could add more characters we have all of them and there is this glitch where you try to watch a vid to get stuff it says vid unavailable at this time. Overall this is a great game.
Really fun it deserved five stars love this game a lot.
We like the game a lot but we also think that it would be awesome if you could raid other peoples ships and steal their treasure.
A really great game, but maybe you should add more updates to the rest of your sports games, like more gameplay: Blocky Baseball, Blocky Football, etc.
This game is a lot of fun and really entertaining.
We have enough Fat games now to say they're our favorite game maker. This one is fun with the usual cute and amusing characters. We don't know what the critics are talking about – we don't have any problem moving our pirate.
Not complicated, very fun, simple, yet still very intriguing.
Good job fulfat l! Your games are so awesome. We have block football,soccer,basketball,racer,snowboarding, pirates, raider,hockey (our fav) and baseball.
One of the best games we've ever played in our life. Much better than minecraft or crossy road.
We love the game! But we try to figure out the pattern and we get squashed. Also we think it is a little tricky to remember how to move what way.
Would it be too much to ask for a d-pad on the screen or something.
Not a bad game but its hard to play since swiping one way does not always make the character go that way.
Ok so this would be a amazing game if it didn't have the worst handling we've ever seen. If they added a dpad we could see this being really good. But with the controls right now it's just a waste of storage.
If you want to get a good game you should look somewhere else the controls are so bad you have to keep swiping which sounds fine but the game is to hard for slow controls like that.
Every step our phone shakes, terrible motion control.
This game is okay, the characters seem mediocre and dont offer much uniqueness in the short time we played. But, being a rather intense arcade/endless gamer, this game does not fit in for us. The controls to move the characters left, right, forward, and back are way too slow for us to be able to handle this game. Sure it makes it easier, but being quick and having immediate response needs to be addressed. We died every few runs because it was too slow in response or didn't pick up our actions because it was clogged already with other actions. We don't have any intention of coming back to this game.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.8
- Size: 236.54 MB
- iOS: 13.0 or later
- Languages: EN, ZH
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence, Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes, Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence, Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information, Infrequent/Mild Simulated Gambling, Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References, Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity, Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
- Developer: Full Fat Productions Ltd
Last updated: 18th January 2025 | Genre: Family, Casual | Developer: Full Fat Productions Ltd