Don’t buy this app
Experience one of the top-rated Free games on the App Store, Don’t buy this app! Developed by the innovative team at Back Bay Bytes LLC, this Entertainment game provides a unique gaming experience like no other. With a content rating of 12+, it’s perfect for a wide range of players. Since its initial release on 25th July 2015, the game has seen numerous updates, with the latest version launched on 6th September 2016.
Are you a fan of Entertainment, Family, or Casual games? Then Don’t buy this app is right up your alley! You won’t be able to resist its appeal.
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How Much Does Don’t buy this app Cost?
Good news! You can download Don’t buy this app on your iOS device absolutely free!
Don’t buy this app Release Date
Eager to know when Don’t buy this app first graced the App Store? It was launched on 25th July 2015.
When Was Don’t buy this app Last Updated?
The latest version of Don’t buy this app was updated on 6th September 2016, ensuring a more enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Where Can I Download Don’t buy this app?
To get started with Don’t buy this app, head over to the official Apple App Store.
A Glimpse into Don’t buy this app
HELLO! I am going to tell you all you need to know about this app.
There’s a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there’s a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda. Also you get a pug or a pony or a falcon or a banana when you tap pretty much anywhere! And a ninja will teach you some French!
The whole app is freeeeeeeee!!!! So you don’t HAVE to buy it! You can just get it!!! If someone tells you you have to buy it they are a big liar!! But if you want ponies on your main screen, you’ll have to buy those. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam? Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren’t any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it’s kind of a hard decision!! You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco. Or flip a coin! But be careful not to hit your eyeball!! With the coin! Actually coins are pretty dangerous so just get rid of your coins.
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WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola". If you can’t handle that, you should stop reading this description immediately.
ANOTHER WARNING: It’s really quite mean to call people names. So please tell Albert you’re sorry!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath. And now you do know that! And some music called "Borneo" by Keshko. In addition, and completely coincidentally, the screen shots include the photograph "Silky Sifaka" by Jeff Gibbs, and "Farmland of the A165" by J. Thomas. You should tell all your friends because you are a very thoughtful person!!!
What’s New in the Latest Update?
Find out what’s new in the latest version of Don’t buy this app updated on 6th September 2016:
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
The app is now free! However… Ponies will cost you (unless you already bought the paid version of the app). Also, added a new part that’s sort of like "Breakout" but with a baby that you bounce off a hotdog, because who doesn’t want to bounce a baby off a hotdog?
Oh, and added a few additional bits of weirdness here and there.
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