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Hipster Smackdown – Action Game Review
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Hipster Smackdown is a Action/Casual game from Phase Two Games Pty. Ltd., first launched in 14th January 2014.
It’s rated 9+ and currently has 38+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Hipster Smackdown Stand Out
Frustrated, irritated or just plain confused by the rising Hipster population? If so, then Hipster SMACKDOWN is for you!
48 levels and 3 different locations challenge you to smack the hipster and get him as far away from you as possible!
The additional Endless SMACKDOWN mode lets you play…endlessly, and compete for high scores and greater distances via instant posting of your magnificent achievements on Facebook.
Equip the hapless hipster in various costumes and accessories like the Rocket Pack or Chicken Suit, which grant special abilities for going even further and gaining higher scores!
FEATURES:
- Amazing graphics that maintain artistic integrity without selling out.
- Challenging gameplay that you can enjoy without looking like you care.
- Original soundtrack featuring a composer that none of your friends have heard of!
- Cheap in-App purchases that even a student can afford!
This Action game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Hipster Smackdown is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 19th September 2021
Recent improvements include:
Sound interrupt fix.
Game continue by watching rewarded ad.
Download & Availability
Hipster Smackdown is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Get Hipster Smackdown on App Store
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
We didnt realize this game was still on the App Store, but Im happy to see it is. Its a simple concept but its well done and something we like to dabble in now and then.
Hipster Smackdown can’t be beat with a wooden ruler… The creator did such a excellent job, even down to the anemic guy in the veggie stand! Never get tired of it.
Used to play this game when we were around 6-7 Im so glad its back on the App Store, its addicting and fun.
This game has fantastic animations, visuals, and content especially for an app that was released in 2014 and made by only 2 people. We played the game a lot and even unlocked the final reward in the game the Slick Hipster costume. We just wish the developers would add Game Center or Facebook compatibility so our progress could be saved across devices. Theres no such feature like that yet.
These guys are so unique they all look the same. Thanks for allowing us to send one airborne via a kick to his nuts. Now we don’t have to take our Xanax today.
The game is fun other then the fact of kicking a guy in the nuts, that is not cool, and you should no better but other then that good far.
It is not that good but it has dome good parts.
Game starts fun but escalates way to quickly! We’re guessing it’s by design so you start buying their boosters in the store. You can’t even make it out if the first level without a purchase. Don’t bother.
But we have a iPhone 3gs and all of the stuff is to big. Fix please.
We love reading the reviews and playing Spot the hipster. Also it’s a good game.
Un juego entretenido, bastante cmico. Para desquitarse y liberar un poco de stress jeje.
We were playing this on our couch the first time we played it and our dad and our sister were watching sponge bob together so the guy starts talking to this girl,the woman shrieks then our sister has this scared look on her face and so did we. Scared for life dude…….SCARED FOR LIFE D:.
Reading the comments on this review is like playing find the vegan. They point themselves out.
We can physically feel hipsters’ pain because of this… Great game! ;-).
This game is so fun. Hipsters are so annoying. This is a good stress reliever. Hey libs, this isn’t a race thing or hate. Go back to the cave you crawled out of.
Very fun and quick game, each level wont take long amd wont let u bored.
As title says, keep crying hipsters. That is all.
Its funny and fun. Didn’t know hipsters could fly.
It doesn’t work for iPod 4 generation please fix it more people will play it but it looks really fun so get the game.
It’s what were all thinking, put in the palm of your hand.
We love this game, a very unique and addicting game that you’ll enjoy.
We have been playing the heck out of this. We just wish they wouldn’t have used our last three girlfriends as character models. At least this guy gets a happy ending. Great graphics. Intuitive gameplay. Addictive as Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. Check it out.
We love this game and we recommend every one should play it 5 stars.
We love special numbers, n the app size was 33.3 MB :)).
This game is repetitive just like every other game. Like the game because we hate hipsters.
Our cousin plays it and absolutely loves it but when we try to open up the game it doesn’t work.
The challenge missions are great. The "Endless Smackdown" doesn’t have a flow to it, and we see to always crash face first into a truck. The best part about the app is people writing negative reviews because it’s offensive.
It won’t work with iPod 4th generation plz fix it it looks like a really fun game plus if you fix it more people play it. Plz fix it.
It was fun for about five minutes and then we uninstalled it.
Never played it more than 3 mins, after weeks of scattered attempts. Always just falling down & watching some hipster who can’t fly. Like trying to train a bum to soar.
We love this game! But unfortunaly it keeps crashing out every time we try and play the game. PLEASE FIX IT! We WANT TO PLAY MORE.
It’s not very fun when you play it. Had this for an hour already board.
Could have been a fun little game but the constant crashing really detracts from the gameplay.
Bought this game- and the first time we played it exits out of the app. Terribly made good graphics but going to delete if fix isn’t made within first 24 hours.
It zooms in and we can’t pick a level or anything. We have Iphone 3gs and we crie everyday because we just want to smack down some hipsters.
We think this is a disgrace to the human race that they hate hipsters so much being a hipster ourselves we think this if stupid and dumb.
Would love this game except keeps crashing always in the start of the game then crash please fix.
This game doesn’t work for iPod gen 4 it will load then it just force closes DON’T GET IT YOU WILL REGRET IT.
Kicks us off after the first board.
We’re gonna make a game called red neck beatdown or norm beatdown or maybe even gay black beatdown and then swear to you that we’re not a homophobic racist then we’ll see how you feel.
We agree with indigobeaver not only that but even if we hold the flap button the stupid guy wont keep flying.
It keeps crashing every time we get pass the green line.
What’s next, N***** Smackdown? F** Smackdown? How is this any different.
We’re not a hipster, but we find this game offensive. Promoting hate and violence against an entire group of people? This is inexcusable. Apple should be ashamed if itself.
This Game is not for us and we think that it needs some work but it’s an ok game.
…there were an option to set the Hipster on fire before you booted him off the building. Maybe there is?!? We haven’t finished it yet! This game is awesome! It has fun gameplay. The music is actually pretty good. The inane comments by Mr. Hipster dude are spot on. Five stars! ———UPDATE——- Turns out, with the extra levels, you CAN set the hipsters on fire! Electrocute as well! And we’re not even to the third stage!! Praying for vats of acid and beds of nails!! Six Stars.
Really fun, and to those complaining about unfair treatment of hipsters, imagine how the Russians and Arabs feel about all of our shooters. It’s like comparing Pee Wee Reese’s hate mail to Jackie Robinson’s.
Y’all just a bunch of swaggots. Lolol games funny as hell.
Most of the people commenting saying they’re a hipster are most likely not we bet half of them don’t know the true meaning.
We love how people are rating this badly and saying stuff like "we’re a hipster and we’re offended" and "we have a friend whose a hipster and she’s a very loving person!" The game isn’t called "gay/lesbian/minority smackdown". Hipsters aren’t a race or a sexual orientation or even an actual social class. They’re just a group of people who look and act stupid and still manage to think they’re better than everyone else. The fact that people are offended by this game because they’re hipsters and feel like they’re being segregated against is downright sad and pathetic. Take a number and stand in line behind the scene girls and boy which like it or not are what most of you began as. You know what we’d really like to see? A juggalo smackdown. Just a suggestion.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.9
- Size: 79.04 MB
- iOS: 10.0 or later
- Languages: EN, FR, DE, IT, JA, KO, ZH, ES
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Developer: Phase Two Games Pty. Ltd.
Last updated: 19th September 2021 | Genre: Action, Casual | Developer: Phase Two Games Pty. Ltd.
