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Spermy – Puzzle Game Review
Spermy is a Puzzle/Casual/Entertainment game from Rene Zuidhof, first launched in 24th July 2016.
It’s rated 9+ and currently has 308+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Spermy Stand Out
You are one of the millions that made it! Can you make it far enough to make sure your name will continue living?
Tap the screen to turn your spermcell, keep doing this so you will move forward. But don't lose control because if you do and touch the wall your change of life is over!
Features
- Small tutorial
- 10 other sperms to keep you company (your previous attempts)
- Highscores
- Get the objectives (yellow balls) to get extra points
- Leaderboard
- Achievements
This Puzzle game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Spermy is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 15th August 2016
Recent improvements include:
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
Minor bug fixes
Fix removing of ads
Improve feedback dialog
Download & Availability
Spermy is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
We really like this game and we really love it we hope there is a new update soon.
We beat our meat while playing this game.
We downloaded this game as a joke but it is actually very fun.
We love this game we love it a little too much.
We love Spermy. You should make it a multiplayer. Have sperm races.
We learned all about The Birds and The Bees through this game. So much so that even though we are a girl and can navigate through the you know what just as good as the little guys in this game.
This is a great game brings back so much memories from our young days.
Its Alr b it needs to stop like glitching sum times no cap.
THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER we LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Our life was falling apart before we got this game, our wife left us and took the kids. Now we have a new hotter wife, more kids, and millions of dollars. If we could give this 10 stars we would.
This game is a complete masterpiece, this brought back so many memories of when we were just a little sperm racing and beating our fellow cumrades. Spermy forever changed our life, for the better. Thank you Spermy, thank you.
In a microscopic dance, they start their quest, Tiny swimmers, eager, on a journey to the crest. Through oceans of fluid, they wiggle and glide, In search of the egg, with hope as their guide. Each one a voyager, brave and bold, A tale of life waiting to unfold. In the dance of creation, they play their part, A miracle of nature, from the very start.
This is an amazing game with perfect photorealistic graphics. Sometimes you forget you are even playing a game. Overall, amazing to play – a work of art. This would get 5/5 stars from us if it had STIs though. Please consider. Edit: We spoke too soon! We cant believe it took us that long to notice the syphilis element.
Remember this like it was yesterday.
Our wife left us took the kids but installed this game and she cane back bought us a hellcat and we won the lottery.
Ive been grounded on this game for many decades now and we cant even put into words how much we love this game. Its almost like an addiction. We love Spermy and Spermy loves us. Crazy Alex good out.
We now have horrific smegma because of this. 8 maybe 8.2. Fourty-nine.
Feels like ive done this before.
DUDE we CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH ME AND MY WIFE STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME AROUND SIX YEARS AGO, BUT RECENTLY WE REDISCOVERED SPERMY, AND OH BOY.. THIS CHANGED US FOR THE BETTER :) WE BONDED OVER SPERMY AND THEN SHE WANTED TO PLAY WITH MY SPERMY! IT TURNED OUT WELL :) THANK YOU, DEVS.
Didnt know how fun it was to play with nut until we played this game.
This exquisite game really taught us on how our sperm moves in the vaginal fluids this really helped us understand what our sperm has to go through and we really enjoyed our time spent with sperm every time we ejaculate we start playing and watching our sperm wiggle through our hand it is warm and super fun and slimy this is the spectacular reason why we gave this holy grail of a game 5 starts if we could we would give this game 10 or every 100 stars.
This game is a masterpiece of engineering and how it shows the path of a young spermy like ourselves once. 10/10 would bust again.
This game brings back memories from when we were a little sperm racing to get the egg at the end of the tunnel. This game brought tears to our eyes due to the realistic graphics that made us miss the old days.
Spermy is a very fun and realistic game! We love this game and will use it for our future kids! And we love the reaction time of the taps so responsive.
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This game made us want to touch our little nephew. It is great. Lol #what the sigma.
This game really brings back some old memories from when we were very very little 10/10 game must try.
This game was so good it reminded us when we were a sperm and we were racing to win and this game was a w game.
Oh boy oh boy where do we even begin Spermy is a groundbreaking game that not only entertains but also educates players about the fascinating journey of sperm. With stunning graphics and immersive gameplay, this game offers a perfect blend of entertainment and learning. Players embark on a thrilling adventure, navigating through various obstacles and challenges, mirroring the real-life obstacles sperm face during fertilization. The game provides valuable insights into reproductive health and biology, making it an invaluable educational tool for players of all ages. Moreover, "Spermy" instills important life lessons about perseverance, determination, and the power of overcoming obstacles. By mastering the game mechanics, players learn crucial skills that can be applied to real-life situations, such as problem-solving and strategic thinking. Overall, "Spermy" is not just a game; it's a transformative experience that empowers players with knowledge and skills essential for success in life. Whether you're a curious individual looking to learn about reproductive biology or someone seeking to improve their problem-solving abilities, this game is the perfect companion on your journey to personal growth and enlightenment.
Spermy, a mobile app game, may seem like a simple entertainment, but its impact on our life has been profound. Initially drawn to its whimsical graphics and addictive gameplay, we found ourselves gradually becoming more attuned to the underlying themes of perseverance and strategic thinking. As we progressed through the levels, we began to apply these lessons to real-life challenges, whether it was navigating personal relationships or tackling professional obstacles. The game taught us the value of patience, adaptability, and resilience, qualities that have since become integral to our approach to life. Through Spermy, we discovered not only a source of entertainment but also a catalyst for personal growth and self-improvement.
Boy oh boy, where do we even begin. The artwork, the fluid movement, the perfect balance of ads and gameplay. This game truly has it all, from tight twisty turns in the fallopian tubes, to straight pass ways. And dont even get us started on the eggs.
This is very educational right now for biology for freshman when you learn about Chromosomes and sperm and egg!!!! We really enjoy in this game thank yall for making this game guys we play this every day and our friends are hooked on it and they u want to meet u because U ARE HIM BRO. JUST REMEMBER THAT MAN.
Very educational definitely sperm 5/6 stars would get the sixth but not enough sperm.
We feel like we gained a lot of experience from this game and we are very (Cheese) grateful and we spent hours playing this game with our friends. And we feel this will help us in the future of the life of a adult (we are 14) and we will continue to play this game for many years to come Ps: we actually love this game and would give it five stars.
We remember when we were in testicular boot camp and we were training to pierce the vagina. When we got in there it was like D day sperm dying everywhere it was a tough race but we made it to the end this is an exact replica of that day thank you spermy.
We love this game, as soon as we seen it we automatically downloaded it and started playing.. We shared it to all of our friends and we all relive being in our mommies tummies this game is amazing.. We would rate it above 5 but sadly we cant.. We love you spermy.
This game brings us back so far 12/10 would recommend to people who want some nostalgia. Changed our life.
Spermy is really fun just pooped out of our mommy spertussy and Im having a blast. Thank you.
This game is phenomenal we were inspired to start our own esports organization. Now we host weekly speedy tournaments at our school for $100.
We HATE THIS GAME IT DOES NOT LET ME REACH THE EGG IT DOES NOT SHOW SCENES LIKE we WAS HOPING.. THE SPERM PART IS SO BORING! We WANNA SEE THE PEACHES AND EGGPLANTS (peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches -bowser) ALSO!!! It was too hard, not in a kinky way just the game is too difficult, im only 5 this game is too hard, needs and easy mode five stars because we like the art style, the sperms really have character.
After reaching 61 place worldwide we have found that it is quite difficult to actually fertilize the egg and the game jus keeps moving.10/10 best game Ive ever played but sad ending.
We saw our fallen brothers and sisters in battle with us. We show no mercy on the battlefield and did whatever it took to show who is the victor.
This game brings back memories ever since we we got out of our dad and enter our mom us and billy were racing we won we remember entering the egg and growing up and ever since our father did unspeakable things to us we always frown but when we got this game we remember all the good times we had.
Our mom beats us everyday but this game helps us escape. We have reached nirvana playing this game. Ive collected so many chromosomes its amazing. Thank you spermy.
Taught us more about sex than our parents did. 10/10 love it we hear a lot of people saying its too difficult, but thats lifeliterally.
We started playing Spermy about 2 days ago. The game is peak it is a masterpiece and should Be framed in a museum. It bring out the inner sperm in all of us and should be evidence of life in 300 years.
The gameplay is very nice and we enjoy the game a lot.
We love the goooy feeling of being a sperm and filling out our sperm fantasies. All we can think about is the man/women who ejaculated and made us. Midget porn Ebony BBW Why wont google work.
We LOVE THIS GAME!!! ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE O NUTEED AND THIS JUST PERFECTS THE FELLING OF RECREATING IT. PKAYING THIS GAME WVERYDAY THEOUGUOUT NOVEMBER KUST MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT ourselves AND MY PENIS.
We love playing spermy sperm is awesome.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.2
- Size: 88.09 MB
- iOS: 7.0 or later
- Languages: EN
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- Developer: [Rene Zuidhof]()
Last updated: 15th August 2016 | Genre: Puzzle, Casual | Developer: Rene Zuidhof