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Trump or Monkey – Family Game Review
Trump or Monkey is a Family/Puzzle game from John Cummings, first launched in 13th December 2017.
It’s rated 9+ and currently has 124+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Trump or Monkey Stand Out
The goal of this game is simple. Can you guess if a piece of hair Is Trump's hair or a monkey's hair?
This is the best game in the history of the app store. Best ever. Believe me. Just tremendous.
Score 10 out of 10 and you will unlock tremendous bonus content.
No monkeys were harmed in the production of this app.
Players of this game are presented with an image of hair, and have to guess if the hair belongs to Trump or belongs to a Monkey. While this may seem easy, you will likely find it quite challenging. The game is formatted as a best of ten series, where the goal is to get a perfect ten out of ten score. Incorrect answers are met with Trump style insults, whereas correct answers are met with huge compliments. If you achieve a perfect ten out of ten score, you will unlock a mystery bonus game (Trump related–of course).
This Family game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Trump or Monkey is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 15th January 2018
Recent improvements include:
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
Fixed bug that caused download issues for users running iOS 10.
Download & Availability
Trump or Monkey is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Get Trump or Monkey on App Store
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
Amazing app! Us and our little son have great fun guessing which ones the Oompa Loompa and which ones the monkey! Us and our family are proud republicans and proud to have Donald dump as our 2020 president.
This app saved us from poverty when we were in a dark time also this app got us a chimichungus from taco beel.
This game is lowkey hard like Trump really looks like a monkey we cant tell the difference.
10/10. Had some difficulty, realized his hair really does look like that. Very fun, highly recommend. Entertained us and our brother for hours.
This app changed our life. Our eyes have opened to a whole new realm of possibilities. Throughout our whole dull and boring life we have never bothered to ask ourselves the most important question of all, trump or monkey? Shouldnt everyone being asking themselves such a question. We feel like we can do anything now that we know the question that can lead all of humanity to the meaning of life. All we have to do is figure out if its trump or monkey. Let the developers of this app lead us to a future filled with endless possibilities, for they have cracked the code. They know the answer. They know if its trump or monkey. Only one of us, only the most worthy will know. Only they will know if it is trump or monkey.
Amazing, talented, never seen before, inspiring-.
10 OUT OF 10 VERY GOOD LOVE TO SEE IT SEXY MONKEY MAN IS BETTER THAN THE PRESIDENT.
As an American, in this time of danger in our country due to COVID-19 and fighting for freedom during a pandemic this app honestly changed so much. This app will go down in history. God Bless America.
We love this game but its to hard.
We thought they were all monkeys! Silly game Very fun game for the kids, tossed them in the oven for dinner tonight! TRUMPET 2020.
This game is so good. It is so fun and really shows off trumpets hair.
Rude, mean and disrespectful towards monkeys. Still fun though.
This app brought our dead grandma back to life.
Amazing app and trump shouldnt be counted as a president he is a clown love ya.
This game was actually really hard.
This game makes us wonder, should we have a person in office that can be easily confused with a monkey? The answer is no, vote this monkey out.
This game is so inspiring. It makes us happy inside. We would 10/10 recommend for a beginner.
This really changed our life chileeee anyways- this app is so educational for the young ones bc f0ck trump some of us barely know the difference between trump and a monkey obviously cause he might as well be the same thing.
This is the best game Ive ever played Ive played on Xbox and Nintendo and we can say this game is about strategy adventure and mystery if youre up for a challenge play this game.
Perfect app for our 10 year old son! Us and our family are proud republicans, who are voting for trunk this election! Im just so thankful that this amazing app is informing Liam about his amazing president! Very good app if you are trying to educate your children about the amazing president! This gets a 5/5 for us! Thank you.
This app is TERRIBLE. Its an absolute disgrace to our LORD AND SAVIOR, Donald Trump. TAMPON 2002.
Got this from tik tok, im not disappointed.
We think all Americans who have downloaded this app can agree that it has inspired us to do good in the word. We have never, and we mean never, seen an app that made us look outside the walls of society, and the Mexican boarder. We recommend ALL Americans downloading this app because its just that good.
Trump or monkey made us question what we thought we knew about Trump and monkeys. Thank you to the creator of this app for helping us critically examine our deep seated beliefs about primates, toupees, and everything in between.
By far and away the best Trump to animal comparison app available. Prior to downloading, we thought he more closely resembled a lizard, but this app helped us see the light. Thank you.
At a crucial moment in this country's history, this app comes along and provides exactly what our union needs. Levity, of course, but also the profound insight that our country's leader and an orangutan are at the least alike in what comes out of their skull.
These pictures are actually super challenging. And so funny! Bravo.
This game is by far the best way to have fun with the president! Comparing Trumps hair to different monkeys is hilarious and keeps us entertained whenever we have some free time. We love testing our friends and can definitely see this game going viral. A must have.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 2.3
- Size: 82.77 MB
- iOS: 8.0 or later
- Languages: EN
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
- Developer: [John Cummings]()
Last updated: 15th January 2018 | Genre: Family, Puzzle | Developer: John Cummings