Maim Street
Experience one of the top-rated Free games on the App Store, Maim Street! Developed by the innovative team at So Choice Softworks, LLC, this Casual game provides a unique gaming experience like no other. With a content rating of 12+, it’s perfect for a wide range of players. Since its initial release on 5th May 2016, the game has seen numerous updates, with the latest version launched on 20th March 2018.
Are you a fan of Casual, Action, games? Then Maim Street is right up your alley! You won’t be able to resist its appeal.
User Ratings of Maim Street
Over 59 players have rated Maim Street. Join them and share your thoughts!
How Much Does Maim Street Cost?
Good news! You can download Maim Street on your iOS device absolutely free!
Maim Street Release Date
Eager to know when Maim Street first graced the App Store? It was launched on 5th May 2016.
When Was Maim Street Last Updated?
The latest version of Maim Street was updated on 20th March 2018, ensuring a more enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Where Can I Download Maim Street?
To get started with Maim Street, head over to the official Apple App Store.
A Glimpse into Maim Street
Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators.
You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all!
Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone.
Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.
Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!
FEATURES
- Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.
- Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.
- A character named “Chester Buttmeat”
- Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.
- In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.
- Dozens of cats.
- Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.
PRAISE OF MAIM STREET
“How this was ever dreamed up. What kind of lives must the creators live.” – Chris D.
“I enjoyed the ‘squish’ the people make when they get nailed by a car.” – Jill A.
“Chaos and lots of deaths, but the fun kind of death.” – Master M.
“A crossing guard with an impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming beautiful explosions of blood and body parts.” – Dana A.
“I’ve never played anything like it before.” – Garrett M.
“It gets too hard too fast.” – Coward who doesn’t yet understand real life
DISCLAIMER
Not recommended for those uncomfortable with coming to grips with the frailty of human existence.
What’s New in the Latest Update?
Find out what’s new in the latest version of Maim Street updated on 20th March 2018:
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
The "Sell Your Soul" Update!
- Added timed random rewards to pump you full of endorphins.
- Surprise video when you beat the game.
- Added unholy ability to bring yourself back to life.
- Bugs discovered, interrogated, and squashed.
- Also, go download "WAYNESAW", our new game!!
User Reviews on Maim Street
Looking for more information? Read a comprehensive review of Maim Street below:
Really fun game. Highly recommended! Make sure to try out the bazooka :)
Omg!! This game is so amazing, we’ve always wanted to be a zebra crossing expert!!!
Breakfast doesn’t taste the same. Saving peds doesn’t feel the same. We’ve spent our long days trying to save these people from themselves, but for what? 5 Stars.
Love the design. Tons of fun. And the bazooka rocks.
Simple, yet addicting! Very fun!
The descriptions of the citizens are the best part, lol.
Ever since we the game play it us scared but it cool but we have the same job.
We never thought we would enjoy a game where people get run over so often. We highly recommend!
Most fun we’ve ever had helping people cross the street. Love this game!
Almost collected all the statue parts. Favorite is more cats. Add more cats then there are cats now.
We really like this game it pretty good seriously recommend.
This game is a perfect allegory for life. You win some, you lose most, and you gotta blow up problems with a bazooka or other power-ups and at the end of the day, you need to remind yourself that you did a great job, even if you didnt. Great way to kick-start your day on the way to work or school!
Easy to play. Addictive and challenging.
This game is funny, challenging and loads of fun. Lots of thought went into its design and concept.
This game is awesome for our daily commute! Very easy to play and highly addictive. Though we must save these citizens to continue the game, we must say it is also immensely satisfying to see them get run over…
One of the best games we’ve played!!!
We won’t play another level. We won’t play another level. We WON’T PLAY ANOTHER LEVEL!!! Gotta play another level!! Yeah!
What a great game to play during our commute to and from work! Although we’ve learned we’re not so great at saving the citizens…
A game I’d be proud to let our fictional children play.
The game is so much fun and the design is just awesome. It’s a game that doesn’t take itself too seriously and the gamer benefits from this. Play this now!
We are the first review!! This game is so action packed and fun that it makes you just want to play all day and all the time. We definitely recommend this to everyone who likes a fun game to play on there phone or IPad when bored. Have a fun and enjoy! :)
We’ve always wanted to be a crossing guard and just every now and then let someone get hit by a car. This game lets us do just that even when we’re at our real job helping school kids cross the street or something.
Very intuitive, easy to get into and tons of fun! Lots of good humor (love the different civilians). Way better than the Kardashian app!
Finally beat it, just reached max rank 20 "King of Cross". Ever since we got this game we have not been able to see the people saved; please fix.
This game has a great balance of skill and timing. Very addicting.
This is the weirdest game we’ve played in a while. Pretty fun once you get over the fact that people are dying left and right. That’s just life though we guess.
Well made, fun, engaging game. Easy to play, but always challenges you to achieve mastery. Also has a great sense of humor, we can’t help but laugh while playing.
Maim Street has been incredible since its first beta. Developers definitely care about player experience with their product. Awesome!
Seriously that guy looks just like us. Plus we’re this stressed out in life too.
This is like that old morality puzzle about the lever and the runaway train, except really really fun.
We’re not really an iphone gamer but this game is refreshingly simple (you’re a heroic crossing guard — brilliant, hilarious premise) and you’re just trying to save townspeople. Cars are zipping down the road and with as much reckless abandon as the clueless townspeople crossing the road. The task to save them is frantic and the inevitable gore is campy to comic effect but it doesn’t get old! We just figured out all the pedestrians have funny bios and you can unlock costumes and "tools" a la bazookas etc to aid your crosswalk crusader. It’s a well-designed game with a lot of clever features and jokes left to discover.
There was this one episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo that we always loved, that we’re pretty sure was exactly like this game. Except this game is playable on our phone, has fun music, and generally makes us smile when people get obliterated. So thanks team who made this game. And thanks Hannah Barbera for making a more approachable kids mystery show.
This game is wonderfully addictive and fun!
This game is really fun and well made. It’s a little bloody, so probably not for very young kids.
We’re not a huge fan of phone games but this is the best we’ve seen in a long time. It’s easy and it’s fun, and we love that you win stuff as you progress. The blood and violence is a genius addition… We just can’t stop playing!!!
Literally can’t save them all… But we don’t mind the crunch of a pedestrian every once in a while! Some of the artwork is hilarious too.