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Million Onion Hotel – Puzzle Game Review
Million Onion Hotel is a Puzzle/Action game from ONION GAMES, K.K., first launched in 1st November 2017.
It’s rated 12+ and currently has 184+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Million Onion Hotel Stand Out
Million Onion Hotel is a feature-packed action puzzle set in a mysterious world of crazy sounds and unique pixel art and animations!
Winner Media Highlights BitSummit
Bit King Popularity Awards
IndieCade Official Selection
***An infinitely replayable action puzzle game?!
Complete lines horizontally, vertically and diagonally!
The simplicity of bingo meets
· 30 enemies and gimmicks created by Dr. Strange
· 70 story cards to collect
· 30 hidden characters
· And a bizarre story with a shocking conclusion!
· Plenty to enjoy after the ending too!
The weirdest puzzle game you could imagine has finally been unleashed on the AppStore!
Enjoy a plethora of performing pixel patrons!
Indulge in an onslaught of bizarre aural ecstasy!
Headphones are highly recommended !
***Mysterious story
A long, long time ago, there was a tiny country between that country over there and this country over here.
In that country was a strange hotel. This hotel’s specialty was "magical onion soup".
They say many famous and great people came to taste this soup, though apparently not one of them thought to describe the flavor to anyone else. Maybe it’s because the soup had a hidden power. Yes . . . a secret power. One night, some esteemed guests found themselves suddenly sucked into a far- off galaxy!
Maybe that is because they . . . drank too much of the magical onion soup?
***Welcome to the doctor’s strange hotel!
An action puzzle with a mysterious story!
What does fate have in store for the hotel’s mysterious guests?
Don’t miss this unique puzzle/pixel tapestry and the unique tale its characters weave!
***Got high score in many websites.
TouchArcade 4.5 / 5
148Apps 4.5 / 5
AppAdvice 9 / 10
Cubed3 9 /10
KickMyGeek 9 / 10
***This game is for you if you’re…
· A pixel art fan
· A fan of jolly game music!
· A person with very individual tastes!
***About game data
If you uninstall this game, your game data will be deleted.
You can restore your game data only resetting your device and recovering from icloud backup.
This Puzzle game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Million Onion Hotel is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 7th August 2019
Recent improvements include:
Fixed small bugs.
Download & Availability
Million Onion Hotel is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Get Million Onion Hotel on App Store
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
we only got this to say that we are SERIOUSLY lacking in Bird themed shmups in the world of our iPhone. Plz, plz, PLEEEEEEAAAAAAZEEEEE. We know you want to help us with this problem. We only hope that its possible. Until the day Black Bird is on our phone otherwise, we fill our shoes with tears and eat worms.
The only game we play. No other game will ever come close to this. This is art.
Million Onion Hotel overflows with personality. It possesses in one pixel more heart and soul and simple, childlike joy than any game Ive ever played on a phone. If you, like us, love to live and breathe, Million Onion Hotel is an essential purchase. And if you dont, Million Onion Hotel will teach you howa priceless gift, for only $3.99.
We cant give away too much, but the story and wonderful music is what kept us coming back.
Theres nothing like it in the App Store which is a real treat. Still getting the hang of it. Tapping with all kinds of subtle changes as you collect onions while trying to keep time from running out. Crazy story just adds to the charm. Im pleasantly surprised. Cant put it down.
The writing is punchy and clever (no surprise there, given the translator), and the game is gorgeous and hilarious and thrilling. It's a game that casually indicates how rarely we see such delights on such a ubiquitous platform.
We enjoy this game a lot, every once in a while we come back to it and always have a blast.
So good. Wish more monile games were like this.
We genuinely adore this game. The presentation, story, sound, and gameplay are all top notch. Please buy it right now.
We would highly recommend this game to anyone looking for a charming click puzzle game with some humor sprinkled on top. After playing this we checked out some other main console games from Onion Games and it seems they make some really good titles! Highly recommend this game.
Really fun time waster and the lore is really funny but also intriguing, Id definitely buy as its worth it.
Simply Addicting and whimsical.
We have no idea whats happening or why but we love it.
This game is weird and wonderful, it clearly was made with a lot of depth and strategy to it. The story cards are our favorite part, we have to keep unlocking more.
Puzzle games can be daunting. This game is too, but god it is just so immediately fun that learning it is just exciting, weird, and wonderful.
Always loved oddball Japanese games growing up, heres a good puzzle title from a reliable developer. Do wish theyd put the revised version of Dandy Dubgeon on iOS though. Game works better on mobile we think.
First its esoteric; then its frantic; then its strategic; then it demands you figure out every contour of the scoring system before you can finally drag some hope back into the world. Bleakly funny yet strangely moving, and winner of the Pulitzer Prize for best orgy scene on the App Store – pick them onions.
Amazingly enjoyable game. Only fault is that we cannot play our own music or other audio at the same time.
How dare this game. It stops any music Im playing and will not allow music to be played while playing. Absolutely ridiculous.
No enjoyment :( we want our money back.
If you love fun characters and tapping, man this game is for you.
It was a struggle for us to first adapt to such a game. Novice in, noob out.
Started as chaos. Now Im finding strategies in enemy behavior that have gotten us to what we believe is the Final Boss. Fun. Simple but deep gameplay. Beautiful in its quirkiness. Our current go-to game on our iPhone.
It has a quirky story, fantastic music, humorous humor and addictive candy crush type of gameplay. What more do you want! P.S NO MICROTRANSACTIONS.
To put it simply this game is many things. It's addicting, it's quirky, the graphics are strange but wonderful, the gameplay is frantic but with depth, and the style/tone is very original.
We have no idea whats going on but we love it.
This is the kind of creative, fun game that makes us happy to actually purchase something on the App Store. The idea is quirky, fun and super interesting, the game play is fun. Overall awesome game.
Embark on an epic journey with your onion pals. The crazy storyline is one youll definitely see in your dreams and maybe even your nightmares. Drama, romance, sex, violence, this game has it all! Really great designs and non-stop action. Our life would be complete with an Onion Plush.
If you like fun, addicting gameplay with a sit-for-a-session attitude, or strange but charming stories, then youll like this.
So much wackiness and no extra paid content or ads. Really enjoyable to play.
Million Onion Hotel is clearly a passion project. Its full of fun and surprises, and while it starts out easy, it has surprising depth.
What's to say? It's got the most completing sorry ever. Just play.
No idea what is going on or what we are doing! But it is fun.
Weird. But we like how the cards give lore.
Frantic tapping combined with a semi-coherent story and an unnerving fixation on onions. Its like a WarioWare minigame that lasts forever. Its a perfectly serviceable game, but is too simple and repetitive to be much fun, and seems to mistake randomness for hilarity.
Needs to be updated for iPhone X screen size.
Best boy. Good game. 10 outta ten. One problem, though. Would suggest to no one. Onions is our life now. Never saw it going this way. We had a promising career, a dog also. Now there is none of that. Only onion.
Why am we tapping onions? Why did we witness this old man and younger woman begin to make love while soldiers sneak up on them? Is there a way youre supposed to play this game other than spamming all over the screen? No idea. But this game isnt plagued by ads and in-app purchases, so its better than 90% of the App Store.
This game is really fun! Worth every penny. We love that you just pay and get the full game, no nonsense.
Wild and deep and worth your time.
The core matching gameplay is a frantic combination of reflexes and strategy. There is a quirky story and many funky bosses to fight. Theres a surprising amount of depth here too. Give it a whirl.
This game is a gem. Its creative and strange and as unique as it geta.
Cant explain why but its really good. Reminds us of the wario ware games with the sounds.
One clue for success in the game, stay away from the red onions and the anchovies. We take a nap before we play it seems to help. Clue two, think things out, don't be so quick to make a move. Our friend and we enjoyed pop corn yesterday. It helped with the headaches and hemroids we get when we play this game. Beautiful soundtrack to the game, but the app could use a little soul music in the background. The only flaw we can see in the game is the lack of brown onions and kale. Aside from those two flaws one terrific game that you will want to play over,and over and over again. We're going to sweep the floor a get back to playing. One last thing. The real fun comes when you beat the game. We could tell you how but we don't want to ruin the gaming EXPERENCE for you. One clue , focus on the upper right hand part of the screen. Good luck gamers.
This game just brings weirdness and fun to a whole new level. Its a quirky little game that will keep you addicted to days on end. Just try the game out for yourself. You will not be disappointed.
Really fun, challenging, silly and adorable love the tiny onion, please keep him safe.
Hum hum…onion make good game…hum hum.
Crazy crazy crazy! Just hit away, try to figure out what's going on, we think we're understanding the scoring and we keep on unlocking new stuff. Lots of fun.
Im not sure we understand this game, but im still having tremendous fun.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.2.1
- Size: 92.46 MB
- iOS: 8.0 or later
- Languages: EN, JA
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor, Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
- Developer: [ONION GAMES, K.K.]()
Last updated: 7th August 2019 | Genre: Puzzle, Action | Developer: ONION GAMES, K.K.