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No Proper Thief – Roleplaying Game Review
No Proper Thief is a Roleplaying/Books/Adventure game from Hosted Games LLC, first launched in 17th April 2015.
It’s rated 12+ and currently has 26+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes No Proper Thief Stand Out
Attempt to survive your first bank heist! Befriend or betray your team of bank robbers, make difficult choices, survive, go insane, fall in love, and get rich if you can in No Proper Thief, where every choice you make has a consequence.
You never wanted a life of crime, but it's all you know. That doesn't mean transitioning from a life as a cocky con artist to a greenhorn bank robber doesn't scare you. In No Proper Thief you are Clyde Lamm, the Rooster, and you have a choice to make. In fact, you have dozens of choices to make throughout your upcoming adventure. Everything has consequences, too. You and your team, consisting of the leader Zebra, the muscle Stag, and the heart Marlin, have many obstacles to overcome. Still, in the midst of all the dark chaos of the initial robbery, there is a flame of positivity: an attractive young bank manager. Sure you stole her gold heirloom ring a while back, but it's a fair trade because that fox is stealing your heart.
Can you make the hard choices and survive your first bank heist?
This Roleplaying game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, No Proper Thief is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 28th June 2023
Recent improvements include:
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Download & Availability
No Proper Thief is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
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Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
Please correct all of the spelling and grammar errors! Otherwise, this game is wicked cool.
The game is awesome but the only problem we have is it is kinda short.
We found the free content delightful, although our stats never changed, for all that we were told that they had. But for that, we might pay for the other chapters.
The plot was very well done, great experience to play. Haha we didn't even realize the Bonnie and Clyde thing until the end. However it was really short, and at some points we felt like the game got mad at you if you attempted to go off the path of the intended ending. We wish the stats system was a little bit different, just seemed to not really affect anything in the end. And grammar needs some work. We did love getting to know the characters, worth the price for a quick game– but still in our heart it's not the best interactive novel out here.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.0.5
- Size: 24.68 MB
- iOS: 11.0 or later
- Languages: EN
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes, Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Developer: Hosted Games LLC
Last updated: 28th June 2023 | Genre: Roleplaying, Books | Developer: Hosted Games LLC