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Super Soviet Missile Mastar – Action Game Review
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Super Soviet Missile Mastar is a Action/Casual game from The Behemoth, first launched in 5th February 2011.
It’s rated 4+ and currently has 412+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Super Soviet Missile Mastar Stand Out
Greetings Comrade!
Mother Russia requires your fingers to swipe across glass screen in rapid succession. Dodge fighter jet, birds, helicopters, and democracy; In this highly addictive, highly inappropriate game by makers of Castle Crashers. Da!
This Action game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Super Soviet Missile Mastar is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 20th December 2018
Recent improvements include:
Support for 64 bit architecture and larger screen sizes
Download & Availability
Super Soviet Missile Mastar is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Get Super Soviet Missile Mastar on App Store
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
Ill start. It looks like a penis.
Good job, all we practically play is Behemoth games.
You should definitely get this game. If we could, we'd give it a ten outta ten. We also was not paid by Behemoth to say that this game was the best game ever, and that you should quit what you're doing and play this game right now.
We like it but we feel like we're on a terrorist watch-list now so of you're in the USA don't buy it just in case lol.
Love this game! Hoping y'all make some more, would love to see Castle Crashers on the app store!!! (or just any game by you guys!).
For the sake of Boris, Hominid, and Fat Kid, BEST GAME we EVER PLAYED.
We wish if they bring Castle Crashers to the ios it will be the best game on ios.
HOLY CRAP HOW IS THIS GAME SO GOOD PLZ BEHEMOTH MAKE BATTLE BLOCK THEATER OR CASTLE CRASHERS ON IOS IM GAMERTAG IS CASTLECRASHERZ6 on Xbox live.
Good app but we really want to know what the name of the song is after you die.
This game is so great! It reminds us of the old Alien Hominid game for the gamecube! If you don't have it yet GET IT NOW.
Fabulous retro graphics, tremendous addictive game play, this game has it all. Easily this game is worth ten dollars, we're still pinching ourselves that we got it free!! You say you love Retro than down load this baby. This app maybe one of the best in the App Store. This app has hours of replay value, it's a download you will never regret.
Now make castle crashers!!!!! We would pay for that.
This game is awesome and addicting,but it makes us RAGE.
Make castle crashers and alien homid.
This game is hilarious and very, very addictive. Only possible suggestion would be to add a PWNED after every level.
Way easier then the Alien Hominid version, but so enjoyable. Boris makes us smile.
Best game ever!!!! So retro. We bet programmer is really hot.
Beast hope you can make castle crashers an app for the app store.
Plz our a castle crashers app like arena or all you can quff.
Go forth Comrades and destroy those dirty American dogs for the Motherland, and for free!! Please add the "PWND!!!" at the end.
Comrades, get this game now. Do it for the Motherland… (great gameplay) we would reccomend to anyone.
We remember playing this as a minigame on Alien Hominid,we miss the PWNED message that appears when you beat a level though.
This highly realistic depiction of Soviet weapons technology gives new insight into the complexities of the Cold War, and… Okay yeah, we're making that up. It's a very basic kind of game, but the style and simplicity make it quite fun. And hey, it's free.
We this game. Always have. Always will. We just felt iPod version is a bit different, what with hitting the 50km pop ups. Still it.
Once we figured out that we're trying to hit the US, not avoid it, it's pretty fun. :-).
Washington D.C. Brought this on themselves.
We showed those capitalist dogs! For FREE.
This game is really fun but we beg for the life of us PLEASE MAKE CASTLE CRASHERS FOR THE IPOD. THAT GAME WAS AMZING.
Great! We will pay for the PDA games! Pls.
We played this game for about five minutes and that night dreamt we were shooting soviets all night long! Awesome game! We want more.
This is a perfect port of the Alien Hominid minigame. We were pretty disappointed to see that this is the only one they did though. We'd love to see PDA Games. Alien Hominid would be awesome too. We know iPhone can handle it.
This game is amazing. It has no bugs or glitches, and addicting as much as it is inappropriate. Free, so we highly recommend it.
We guess a lot of people don't understand the appeal of this game. If you're into old-school retro games you'll love this one. Gameplay is simple yet addictive. We're playing it on our iPad and have not expereinced any problems with it. Plus…it's free! Grab it now.
Always awesome games from the Big Fulp and the guys at Behemoth. Hitman1993 here, doodz.
Great game and great job. We wonder how many downloads this has in Russia.
This may be the greatest game ever. The flickering, old graphics give this a very cool feel to it, with subtle humor thrown in as well. We loved this in Alien Hominid and we're interested to see what other games you guys do for iOS. For Mother Russia, comrades.
We've met people from Russia,and they all shoot missiles at everything.Realistic sim.
Forget the ports, just keep doing what you're doing. Original content for a new platform. Ports almost always remain better on the original systems. None of the ported games on the iPad are as good or better than the originals or their console counterparts.
We love the games Behemoth makes. Now that they are making games for iphone, ipod, and ipad, we'd like to see alien hominid and castle crashers maybe. They dont have to make them exact ports, we'd be fine with a version designed just for iOS. Castle crashers could have a virtual joystick, buttons for jump, melee, and magic. We dont need special magic and grabs.
Launch people's rocket. Avoid bird. Big winner.
Game is much fun. Massive good time to be having. Downloading this now you are.
Anyone with an iPhone should own this game. Best game ever. Hands down.
This game is like sex without all the messy cleanup and loosely tossed emotions! Yeah.
Best free app. We love the audio, you should add more content to app :D.
Anything the Behemoth touches turns into fun-to-play gold.
Cool graphics. Great style. More please.
Saw the preview on Destructoid and fell in instant love! Great game.
4389 km!!! Beat that sucka !!!!! We'd give it six stars if we can make our missile longer and wider. Then it would be like real life.
Simple game but perfect for mobile. It is free for now so nothing to lose.
Awesome for downtime, and the design is just plain brilliant. Only problem we have is that its no longer compatible with our phone. Please update this so we can play on iOS 11, the games literally unplayable now.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.1
- Size: 3.41 MB
- iOS: 8.0 or later
- Languages: EN
- Content Advisory:
- Developer: The Behemoth
Last updated: 20th December 2018 | Genre: Action, Casual | Developer: The Behemoth
