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Goat Commando 3D – Simulation Game Review
Goat Commando 3D is a Simulation/Action/Entertainment game from Sharkweed LLC, first launched in 18th May 2014.
It’s rated 12+ and currently has 372+ ratings on the App Store.
What Makes Goat Commando 3D Stand Out
Fortunately, he has been given an unlimited supply of ammo. Choose from Shotgun, Machine Gun, Super Missile, and Rocket Frenzy weapons. Destroy what you like, as often as you like. Or just live in harmony with all those bad guys – yeah right! There are plenty of surprises, so be sure and look everywhere.
This game was designed for those of you who are playing goat simulator and say – "You know what this goat needs?" – Super powerful weaponry so he can blow stuff up? Message received. This app is for you. Enough smashing with the head – lets goat serious. Give the goat a gun so he can do some serious damage.
Zombies are about to Goat owned. Smash then into the ground, shoot them into the air. Nothing is safe when you give the goat a machine gun. Missiles, frenzy rockets! What can go wrong?.
A few more Goat Simulator puns please:
You wont even know how you Goat there.
Ain't nobody goat time for zombies.
You have goat to be kidding me.
This Simulation game offers engaging gameplay and regular updates for mobile players.
Player Feedback
As a newer release, Goat Commando 3D is building its player community. Early feedback suggests .
Recent Updates & Development
Latest Update: 15th January 2020
Recent improvements include:
Updated game for new iPhones, bug fixes
Download & Availability
Goat Commando 3D is available through the official App Store for iOS devices.
Get Goat Commando 3D on App Store
Requirements: Requires iPhone 5s / iPad Air / iPad Air (Cellular) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina) / iPad Mini 2 (Retina, Cellular) / iPhone 6 / iPhone 6 Plus / iPad Air 2 / iPad Air 2 (Cellular) / iPad Mini 3 or later.
Compatible with iPhone and iPad devices.
Player Experience Highlights
Community Insight:
We have been playing this game for a while now and we have always enjoyed it. It has good music and funny mechanics.
This game is the best game in the world.
This is an awesome game and the ragdolls are cool, good game 10/10 the minigun was awesome.
Funny game at all but add more maps and more guns.
This game is fun running around as a goat, but a little less ads please there so ANNOYING as heck.
This game used to be so fun when you can run around like a goat and free play but we dont like it now because there are guns and its just do weird we dont get memories from this game anymore can you guys add a freestyle feature.
You keep exiting us out when we try to get a new gun.
This is a kinda good game but its almost impossible to unlock the mini gun and we dont want to buy some stupid stuff just to kill more zombies and earn nothing from buying it.
It had an ad right before we played it. Then MORE ADDS.
This game is amazing!!! We love this game so much and it is so funny and please add a survival Version like in the jungle and that you have to find guns in survival mode please and thankyou.
Its a good game in all but wheni was playing a add came and we had 10 sec left we would get mini gun if it wasnt for that add.
Lag outs , Bad graphics, Get random things.
No, we dont even understand why this game exists,.
It should not be timed its no fair should have freedom mode without being timed! Our phone did a update and now we cant play the game we re Downloaded it and it takes us back to the home screen no fair no fun.
Doesnt work. Crashes as soon as we open it. Waste of time.
This is the worst never EVER get garbage.
App crashes as soon as we open it, no matter what we do.
Surprisingly we love it so much girls need to know it's not for boys and it's the best.if your on your fire tablet it works more smoothly then on a phone.
Fun and nice but please unlock everything and take the timer of.
It's a great game but can you please add a long tongue too grab stuff and hold on to stuff that would be awesome.
This is an amazing funny game with the best idea for upcoming games especially with the unlimited ammo.
We love this game. It is well put together. Our only problem is that the controls are a little bit tricky. We hope in the next update they will advance the controls.Otherwise great game,deserves 5 stars.
It's awesome we wish the weapons were free but it's still amazing.
This is the best game we have ever played we really enjoyed this.
This app is great BUT it is a little glitchy when we try and enter the app it will wait 1 or 2 second then crash but keep in mind it's a great app.
Go commando its so great Goat commando is Amazingly awsome great Get it but just needs more!!!???!!!!!!!$$&&!!!!&&!!!$$.
3 stars……………..4now m8.
We got to give it 3 stars but it's SO SO scary. Hey we're only 10.
The game is great. The only thing it needs is that after you press restore purchases, it takes a really long time to load.
Keeps crashing when we restore purchase.
Okay you will notice we are the pretty good game at the top. Yea, ya see, that was our mom that said bad for ages 9 and under . But a, terrible game. We play it sometimes though. Secretly without our mom knowing. We know we are a bad kid XD. Our friends say that when we ditch them after school . Ha, like we care though.. Those lazy bums. Honestly, we think being made fun of at school is more fun this piece of poop. Yes we were teased many times at school for being short. We guess we get our shortness from our brother. :) he is short and he is 15! Kids pulled his pants down.
Our daughter and we really liked this game, we purchased all weapons and areas and after some time it started crashing upon opening. Deleted the app and reinstalled, now app opens but we can't restore purchases! Developer help and website seems to be no more in existence.
We really enjoy this game. We love the zombies and how everything blows up, but it'd be nice if you could unlock all the weapons and the other map/world. It'd make it so much more fun. Also, no timer. It ruins the fun. Maybe add different types of goats? (Like on PC Goat Sim.) and maybe even achievements to add goals and whatnot. Very enjoyable so far though, but not for long.
Adding weapons to the game made for a few laughs, but the fun quickly dries up when you realize that it's not really a sandbox game, more of a timed hot lap game that eventually kills you with bad zombie ai. The music is like some poor white goat drive by music, which is supposed to match the added weapon? Needs more features like the original GS: ragdolls, kicking, licking, and so on.
This is a rip off of Goat Simulator GoatZ. Please spend your money on the ACTUAL game. Let CSS (Coffee Stain Studios) Have your 5 dollars. This is cheap, but poorly made. Please do not download.
When we got this app we thought it would just be like the other goat simulator, but once we played this app we got FREAKED OUT! Zombies is what you get greeted with when you play this, and get this, in the other goat simulator, the people don't move, buuut, in this one the zombies MOVE! And in the end, we deleted this app.
Was a good game till we bought everything now it crashes every time we open it…tried reinstalling it but we lost everything we payed for.
So violent not a good game for kids.
Game will not load. Bought weapons upgrade and cannot restore purchases.
Crashes nonstop and won't let you restore purchases.
Played the game & was really fun. Bought weapons pack & played, even better. We closed the game & now every time we try to play, it crashes. It won't even bring up the play screen. Went to app support for the game & the domain's been closed.
We thought this game was awesome when we first tried it. So we bought the full weapons pack and we only got to use it once! And after we closed the app we couldn't open it again.
Just download it and we're out…PEACE.
This game should be the #1 on the app store. Its a great game to pass the time. When we're bored we love to play this game. We don't like the fact that you have to buy all your weapons and levels but its super fun and super entertaining. It "goats" of fun and loads of fun.
Ugh this game is exactly what the title of this review implies. Such a fun game. We're totally addicting. Keep it GOAT-ing. AHAHA.
We played this masterpiece, and our god… It was awesome. From the raging blood thirsty zombies, to the giant spider. 2 suggestions. 1 add in a pistol, and 2. Make the giant spider aggressive and have more health. Amazing 5 star. Just want to see how much each peice of dlc costs.
This game is mindlessly entertaining! It fun blowing things up with a goat!! In the next update maybe these things can be changed Being able to toggle sound More Weapons A Jetpack A level with no Zombies.
This game is great you get to blow stuff up with guns it's awesome.
When our friend showed us these games we really got excited because you get to blow stuff up with a goat but all we get is TOO MUCH LAG and we keep getting kicked out of game you need to update badly.
User feedback from Apple App Store
App Details
- Version: 1.2.1
- Size: 159.56 MB
- iOS: 9.0 or later
- Languages: EN
- Content Advisory: Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References, Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes, Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence, Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes, Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
- Developer: Sharkweed LLC
Last updated: 15th January 2020 | Genre: Simulation, Action | Developer: Sharkweed LLC