Haywire Hospital
Experience one of the top-rated Free games on the App Store, Haywire Hospital! Developed by the innovative team at Coconut Island Games Limited, this Simulation game provides a unique gaming experience like no other. With a content rating of 12+, it’s perfect for a wide range of players. Since its initial release on 14th January 2016, the game has seen numerous updates, with the latest version launched on 25th August 2023.
Are you a fan of Simulation, Entertainment, or Trivia games? Then Haywire Hospital is right up your alley! You won’t be able to resist its appeal.
User Ratings of Haywire Hospital
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How Much Does Haywire Hospital Cost?
Good news! You can download Haywire Hospital on your iOS device absolutely free!
Haywire Hospital Release Date
Eager to know when Haywire Hospital first graced the App Store? It was launched on 14th January 2016.
When Was Haywire Hospital Last Updated?
The latest version of Haywire Hospital was updated on 25th August 2023, ensuring a more enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Where Can I Download Haywire Hospital?
To get started with Haywire Hospital, head over to the official Apple App Store.
A Glimpse into Haywire Hospital
Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (=￣ω￣=) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter：@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
What’s New in the Latest Update?
Find out what’s new in the latest version of Haywire Hospital updated on 25th August 2023:
Fix some issues.
User Reviews on Haywire Hospital
Looking for more information? Read a comprehensive review of Haywire Hospital below:
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Very cool game and has its own soul.
For some weird reason our phone cant save the game. We put in our phone number and then we hit get code. We wait for the code to come through and when it does we type it in and we hit link/login and it the app says it cant link the phone. Is there anyway this can be fixed. This happened the last time we played the game. We made it so far in the game. We had then got a new phone which means a new number and so from there we had to start from the beginning.
We love this game. Its really addicting once you get going and figure everything out.
We absolutely love this game and but sardined regularly. But Im switching phones from iPhone to Android and this game isnt available on Google Play. Please add it!!!
We really like this game! But we cant buy any in-app purchases, we dont know why.
When we installed it it saidm o.
At first it was kind of confusing but after a few seconds, we were stuck to this game is very fun!!
Hard to figure out, a lot of inappropriateness, but all in all, a fun time waster for adults and more mature teens.
We love this game however some parts of the game are in Chinese!!! Wish it would be translated to English so we know what to do!
We wrote a review about this game crashing about a month ago, and the developers instantly fixed it! Much, much better now! There are some parts of the game that are in Japanese, so we have no idea what its about, but for the most part, we love this game!
Some adult themes but still great!
UPDATE: 10/11/17: (later that same day): Made sure app data was backed up and connected to our cell #, deleted app from device, reinstalled and reconnected to our synced data. Problem solved! Actually the game is working better than ever. Since our first purchase months ago it had stopped offering us adds for bonuses and ticket stubs which was beyond infuriating, and now its perfect. Now if only we could complete the English translation… UPDATE: 10/11/17: Game will not open since last app update. We updated our iPhone 6 to the recent system update (iOS 11.0.2), but updated the game before updating our phone. Both before and after the phone update, the game will not go further than the Coconut Island logo screen when we try to open the app. Extremely disappointed if this isnt resolved as we’ve invested a lot of time and financial resources into exploring this game. We still receive notifications from the game telling us that time-based things are ready for us to do something, but we cannot actually enter the game so its super aggravating/annoying. 09/17: Dropped all our other mobile games for this one. The only downfall is that there are parts that are not fully translated into English. They finally fixed the frequent crash bug which was annoying but didn’t deter our constant playing. The 20% or so left untranslated in the English version is the only reason we’re giving 4/5 stars. If that were to change then we would gladly give 5/5 in a future update’s review. As it stands, we can’t read what we know are guaranteed hilarious nuggets scattered around the game. PLEASE COMPLETE ENGLISH TRANSLATION.
We really like games from this company, and this one is just as great as the others.
Amazing game. Has us spending money, which we never do. Unfortunately, we cannot reach the developers to work out a small problem. Maybe they dont read these, or their facebook feed, OR their twitter account. Maybe they dont care.
It’s a good game love it please add more. Hey haywire our app won’t let us play it just shows the coconut island title then exits out we’ve tried restarting our phone please help and we can’t delete it because we’ll loose everything please help.
Very fun game and a good time killer! Characters are hilarious and creative.
It was a great game to pass the time but now the game won’t load at all. Apparently this is happening to everyone we know that plays it. Please fix this and we will change our review.
It’s a very good game except for one thing we don’t like… For us every time we play it we get kicked out. Fix this problem plz!!
Within the last day, we keep getting waaaaaaay too many pop ups/ads. It literally happens within seconds of each other and it kicks us out of the game and into the app store. We have already made a purchase, this should have eliminated this issue. How can this be fixed? Otherwise, we want a refund and we will just delete the game and download something else that is less annoying.
We LOVE IT!! New favorite game xoxoxo.
We got pretty far into this game until it started crashing, so we deleted it and downloaded it again but it still crashes so we gave up. We still really enjoyed the game.
Game was good until last update. It crashes after every 15sec-1 min and everything rest to what u did before it crashed, then you do it again then it crashes and again and again like an endless cycle. Edit: crashing has been fixed.
Hey, we’ve been playing this game for awhile and have bought few sardines already as well recently. But also suddenly have been getting a crash after few seconds into opening the game each time. :( Not sure whats going on, but would love to continue playing only if this crashing would stop. Otherwise it resets our progress from opening and not able to enjoy this good game. Thank you in advance for everything! Edit: Its been fixed just a few days after posting this. <3 Really appreciate developers for listening to reviews and their audience.
We’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time playing this game. It’s so fun, cute, and inappropriate! Love it!
We see ads for other games on the billboard but we can’t play any since they seem to be in the Chinese App Store, hope those get ported and translated soon.
Games don’t keep our interest much especially to want to play/open the app every single game. But this game has had us play consistently for 2 weeks and about to hit our 3rd week. The different illnesses are hilarious and we can’t wait to unlock more. Btw… The skins from WoW makes it so much better!!!
THIS GAME IS AWESOME NO DOUGHT.
The game itself is fun, but there are a lot of glitches, like it constantly says there’s a notification for a new illness, but no matter how many times we click it, it won’t go away.
It’s a grind but, it’s hella hilarious! ( )
It’s interesting to see these fashion diseases shown by cats.
Kinda glitchy but very fun it crashes quite a bit though…
This game is not for children, that’s for sure. (Sexual themes.) But the adult charm suits well for the diseases and buttons. This game got a lot better since our last review!